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  • Noah: What time is it?
  • Tony: You know there's a clock on the stove, right?
  • Noah: But it's one minute early!
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"

*after eating at Mr. Taco*

There should be a Mrs. Taco.

"

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"Teenage boys talk about shoes a lot. They want to impress the girls so they can have girlfriends."

- Noah Bullard
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  • Noah: Can someone get me a glass of water?
  • Tony: You may get yourself a glass of water.
  • Noah: Then no thanks.
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"Why are they called Who-Peppers?"

- Noah Bullard, looking at a package of Whoppers.
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"

Hey kitty bros!

"

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Noah Bullard

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  • Tony: Can we get some more napkins?
  • Server: Paper napkins?
  • Tony: Yes, please.
  • Noah: What, are there wooden or plastic napkins?
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"Mommy, today can Desi and me make pickaxes?"

- Noah Bullard
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"Are you going to work there forever? Like, ‘til you’re tired?"

- Noah Bullard - asking his dad about his work.
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  • Tony: ...Well, I think I'm funny
  • Noah: Me too.
  • Tony: You think I'm funny?
  • Noah: No. I think I'M funny.