A QUOTE

I wish I could eat my face off. Then I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth or blow my nose.

A QUOTE

Aww man. I did this connect the dots CRAZY wrong.

A QUOTE

*dressed as a pirate*

Scurvy McTimbers!

A QUOTE

The bigger the dinosaur, the smaller its brain. Let me say…the Argentinasaurus has a teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny brain.

A QUOTE

I have an old toe named Chester.

I have another old toe named Bob.

This is Chester. And this is Bob.

A CHAT
  • Noah: Guess what I am *acts like a snake*
  • Tony: A snake.
  • Noah: Well, yeah, but what species?
A CHAT
  • Tony: Noah, stop. Just let me do it myself
  • Noah: I'm helping you! We're doing it together. It's a relationship. A symbiotic relationship.
A QUOTE

I love catfish, because I love cats.

A CHAT
  • Noah: What does a pretzel say when he's walking?
  • Tony: I don't know. What?
  • Noah: Nothing.
A QUOTE

*watching the mythbusters open*

I like the part where Jamie says “Quack, Damn it.”