A CHAT
  • Noah: What's this song called?
  • Tony: "Silent Giant"
  • Noah: It doesn't sound very silent to me.
A QUOTE

Yoda is really calm, isn’t he? Not like you, Mommy, ‘cause you aren’t calm, are you?

A QUOTE

whispering Mommy…Mommy…don’t trust daddy.

A QUOTE

…and these are rockets, so if the zombies are riding cheetahs, I can just fly away!

A CHAT
  • Noah: Can I use this when you die?
  • Tony: What?!
  • Noah: When I'm older and you're up in heaven, can I have some of your stuff?
A QUOTE

That’s baby for ‘Yes’!

A QUOTE

Wonder Woman doesn’t have much clothes.

A QUOTE

*desi drops his cup*
I’ll pick that up for you, Desi. That’s what big brothers are for.

A CHAT
  • Teresa: Noah, Why is your storm trooper hanging out with the good guys?
  • Noah: He didn't like his boss, so he left and joined the good guys.
A CHAT
  • Noah: Why couldn't the apple go to the movie?
  • Tony: Why?
  • Noah: 'Cause it was rated "Juice."