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  • Tony: Are you too old now for me to carry on you on my shoulders?
  • Noah: Nope.
  • Tony: Oh, good.
  • Noah: Maybe when I'm 15.
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Surrender, or DIE!

Surrender…OR DIE!

Surrender…or….DIE!!

What does that mean again?

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  • Teresa: OK, boys, I love you, but that's enough of that noise.
  • Noah: It's beatboxing!
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  • Noah: I can't wait to be seven.
  • Tony: Why's that?
  • Noah: Because then I'll be closer to 17, and then I can play 17+ video games.
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  • Tony: You guys needs to work together.
  • Noah: I AM!
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"We can’t help that we’re so messy! That’s how God made us!"

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"It’s my water gun. It does a hundred damage."

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*in a robot voice*

I am bean droid. I am powered by beans.

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  • Noah: What time is it?
  • Tony: You know there's a clock on the stove, right?
  • Noah: But it's one minute early!
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*after eating at Mr. Taco*

There should be a Mrs. Taco.

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